Mommy Questions gone BAD

So I saw this on my friend Bryn's blog last week and I thought to myself....
"That is so sweet, I've just got to do that with Jack."
So I go down the hall all excited and interrupt Jack who is happily playing with his transformers and say...
"Hey Jack, come in my office I want to play a little game with you and ask you some questions."

I should have known things would not turn out as PERFECTLY as I had imagined them in my mind.

This is the picture I took of him about half way through the questions. He is totally into this Mother/Son moment.

1. What is something mom always says to you?
“ this is not a game mom.”
2. What makes mom happy?
“Uhh, I snuggle with you.”
3. What makes mom sad?."
“When I do bad things.”
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
“burp things.” (K-that is so not true)
5. What was your mom like as a child?
“a girl.”
6. How old is your mom?
“26.” Sweet!
7. How tall is your mom?
“I don’t know”
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
“I don’t know, I don’t want to do this okay.”
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
“I don’t know, just nothing.”
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
“I’m just done okay.”
11. What is your mom really good at?
“I want to go play, I don’t want to do this.”
12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Mom, come on, I don’t want to do this.”
13. What does your mom do for her job?
“Take pictures”
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
“Oreos” -those are jack and ted's favorite food. I won't deny I can put away entire box of girl scout thin mints in a single sitting though ;)
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
“Oreos”
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
“bumble bee.” {The transformer}
17. What do you and your mom do together?
We make sandwich stuff and Oreo stuff.”
18. How are you and your mom the same?
"I don’t want to do this anymore."
19. How are you and your mom different?
“baseball.”
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
“I just don’t want to do this anymore.”